The laws of Universe - 1. Evolution of Dinosaurs

We all know the the fact that the dinosaurs became extinct.

Has anyone thought wat happened to all the dinosaurs?? How come all of them became extinct all of a sudden?
Strange hmm !!

Scientists don't know crap... Isliye suni sunayi baaton pe mat jao, apni akal lagao!!!

I believe, the reason of extinction of dinosaurs is some dangerous disease. Disease like SHRINKAGE.
According to my knowledge and in depth research on the topic, A virus was once spread on the planet earth.
The medium of this virus spread could be anything like water, food or air. The dinosaurs once inhaled/ate/drank (depending on the medium) the virus.
Ok here I decide that they inhaled the virus, So the medium was AIR !
Immediately after inhaling, the dinosaurs began to shrink.
They shrunk to such an extent that they became ........... wait for it......... LIZARDS !!!!! LEGENDARY ..
Mind it , The dinosaurs flying in the air during the virus spread were more badly affected than the ones on the land and water.
This is because of the concentration of virus in the atmosphere level, atmospheric pressure and Ozone rays.

Well, once this theory is passed by WHO, UNESCO, CRY, RBI, FBI, CBI and Fair work Australia, this theory shall be named - Shrinko-poly-ghenoreah.

The name is decided considering the fact that -
[ SHRINKO ] - Dinosaurs shrunk
[ POLY ] - ALL THE DINOSAURS shrunk !!! ( including the ones on land, in water, in air ... AMAZING !!)
[ GHENOREAH ] - Technical term for big/dangerous diseases that can not be cured ( Vese bhi there were no VET doctors in Dinosaurs age, tab to kisi bhi bimari ka ilaaj ni hota tha !! - as i said above, apni akal lagao)

Conclusion: LIZARD is the BY PRODUCT of Dinosaur. And Size does matter ! Bigger is not always better.

Q: What to do when you have nothing to do ?

A: Tough Question han. But the super girl MONICS has answers to all the tough Ques. Huh. 8)

1. Read the news paper - I meant the suppliment! Whoz winning the gold medal, how many bomb blasts and where, the stock market.. UUhhh! Who cares... And yes, dont forget to read the employment news, times ascent, HT Power jobs. Show ur dad that u care abt ur future n u r very keen to hv a govt job. Yeah!

2. Keep ur ears open... the sound of the SUPER CAR engine..... Which we (Varun, Mansi n I ) pushed once for 5 km's when its radiator behaved like a fountain n the coolant was sprinkled all around .. just coz the super car acted - obviously - the SUPER WAY!!
As soon as ur father leaves for office, switch on the super computer. Now the entertainment begins ! :)

3. Log in to gtalk. Chat chat chat chat and chat.......

4. Log into orkut. As usual- NO SCRAPS. No Friend requests. Grrrr. Angry now??? Yeah.. So go to the friend list. Abuse a few friends and delete a few stupid ppl. Post few comments in your community. Browse thru diff profiles and communities.

5. Log on and check all ur mail boxes. Fwd the nice ones, reply the important ones, delete the junk mails, Delete the spam. Phew!

6. Log on to monster and naukri. Apply aaaaaaalllll the jobs that are present on the portals.

7. Answer the phone calls. Consultants, friends, Customer care calls... eeeeuuwww!!!

8. Download and listen to muzic - Download all the latest songs that u get to hear on FM or TV. Search for movie torrents. Download movies. This is where the P2P softwares come handy. Ab download mara hai to virus bhi aayenge hi!! Ab roz roz to super computer theek nai chal sakta na...

9. So try to read articles on how to make your super-comp the "SuperEST Cum-puter" ;) So that you can make contact with aliens some day - if u get lucky like rrrr-hithik!

10. Apply Hair Oil...

11. Apply Face pack....

12. Try to read a book... Nah !

13. Take out all the DVD's n select a movie to watch at night. Done!

14. SLEEP, 4 hours flat! ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Get up, fresh'n up and and and guess what??? Back to the SUPER COMP.... Yipee !! :))))))))))

15. Repeat the steps 3,4,5,6,8,9..

16. Cant handle that much boredom? Ok. Then log on to facebook. Everyone loves it but I hate facebook :(. Comment on friend's pics and send them hugs and slaps!

17. Bored. Bored.. bored... bored.... boredddddddddd... ?????? Login to yahoo messenger and join a chat room. Ping ping ping ping ping..... Unknown ppl... cheapsters... hi asl pls...wanna play ;) lol.... Close the chat room log off yahoo messenger. Thank god!

18. Log onto msn messenger n call em3v for chat conference... wow... one good thing in the whole day!

19.Watch a movie.

20. Go to sleep.

Tain tain tain !!!!!! The End :)

Who will be my Sweet September?

Looking for someone, a sweetheart, an admirer
Where will I find him, sometimes I wonder!

Now its difficult to find, whom once I remember
Enigmatic smile and touch so tender..

Why it iz so fussy, the opposite gender?
This question is a mystery and countless is the number! Oops

Is thr some1 to whom i'll ever surrender??
Who will be my sweet september? Who will be my sweet september?

And if, unfortunately, it's not this september..
Then hopefully, smilingly, curiously, i'll wait for my sweet november :)

At last.... Cheeers and Taste the thunder!!!!!!!

My first write up!