07 October 2011

The laws of Universe - 1. Evolution of Dinosaurs

We all know the the fact that the dinosaurs became extinct.

Has anyone thought wat happened to all the dinosaurs?? How come all of them became extinct all of a sudden?
Strange hmm !!


Scientists don't know crap... Isliye suni sunayi baaton pe mat jao, apni akal lagao!!!

I believe, the reason of extinction of dinosaurs is some dangerous disease. Disease like SHRINKAGE.
According to my knowledge and in depth research on the topic, A virus was once spread on the planet earth.
The medium of this virus spread could be anything like water, food or air. The dinosaurs once inhaled/ate/drank (depending on the medium) the virus.
Ok here I decide that they inhaled the virus, So the medium was AIR !
Immediately after inhaling, the dinosaurs began to shrink.
They shrunk to such an extent that they became ........... wait for it......... LIZARDS !!!!! LEGENDARY ..
Mind it , The dinosaurs flying in the air during the virus spread were more badly affected than the ones on the land and water.
This is because of the concentration of virus in the atmosphere level, atmospheric pressure and Ozone rays.

Well, once this theory is passed by WHO, UNESCO, CRY, RBI, FBI, CBI and Fair work Australia, this theory shall be named - Shrinko-poly-ghenoreah.


The name is decided considering the fact that -

[ SHRINKO ] - Dinosaurs shrunk
[ POLY ] - ALL THE DINOSAURS shrunk !!! ( including the ones on land, in water, in air ... AMAZING !!)
[ GHENOREAH ] - Technical term for big/dangerous diseases that can not be cured ( Vese bhi there were no VET doctors in Dinosaurs age, tab to kisi bhi bimari ka ilaaj ni hota tha !! - as i said above, apni akal lagao)

Conclusion: LIZARD is the BY PRODUCT of Dinosaur. And Size does matter ! Bigger is not always better.